If every MLB team became an actual invading army based on its name, which team would conquer America?

Hypothetically, every MLB team becomes an invading army consisting of 10,000 literal representations of whatever its team name means. Each army starts in its home city. Humans receive equipment appropriate to their identity. Animals behave like animals. Everyone is somehow motivated to conquer the United States. Here's my breakdown. AL EAST New York Yankees: 10,000 Union soldiers from the Civil War. Organized, experienced, and armed. Unfortunately, they're bringing 19th-century weapons to a modern conflict. Boston Red Sox: 10,000 red socks. Completely defenseless. Could potentially dis

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